RAKEMAN AND HOEBOY SPOTTED AFTER LONG ABSENCE
Gedde Watanabe/BBC WORLD NEWS

By:Mike Baker
BIG CITY NEWS


YANGSHUO MOUNTAINS, CHINA- It has been nearly three months since we last heard from our fair city's superhero duo of Rakeman and Hoeboy. The last time we heard from them they were in New York protecting Gwen Stephani's fashion show. The show ended on September 28th. Since that time nobody, including our own police chief has not seen or heard from the heros.

"It's a little disturbing that they have not been here. Is it something we did?", asks Carole Cook, a grandmother of two. That was the question many of the citizens of Big City have been asking for some time.

The location of Rakeman and Hoeboy has been a mystery that has gone unsolved until now.

Yesterday, a photographer for the BBC World News spotted Rakeman and Hoeboy in the mountains of Yanshuo in China. "I could not believe it. I was taking photos of the mountain range and the ancient temple when I saw them.", he said. They quickly ran after I took the photo. I questioned the monks inside about Rakeman and Hoeboy but they were unable to give me any answers to my questions.

6 Comments:

Blogger steph said...

THANK GOD!!! i thought they were dead! or worse, trapped under a bookcase!

11:01 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

looks like they were just finding themselves psiritually. did they see richard gere up there?

12:09 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

err spiritually even

12:09 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

HAHHAhi just now noticed that long duck dong took this picture

1:45 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

Yes good observation and Mike Baker (the little brother of Sam) wrote the article!

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello I just entered before I have to leave to the airport, it's been very nice to meet you, if you want here is the site I told you about where I type some stuff and make good money (I work from home): here it is

3:45 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home




PAST STORIES
NEWS ARCHIVES
CREATE YOUR OWN

Rakeman 1
Rakeman 2
Hoeboy

E-Mail your creations
CREATIONS

Enter the Rakeman Gallery
JOIN THE JUNIOR RAKEMAN CLUB

NOW OPEN!

Powered by Blogger