Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
 By:Mike Baker BIG CITY NEWS YANGSHUO MOUNTAINS, CHINA- It has been nearly three months since we last heard from our fair city's superhero duo of Rakeman and Hoeboy. The last time we heard from them they were in New York protecting Gwen Stephani's fashion show. The show ended on September 28th. Since that time nobody, including our own police chief has not seen or heard from the heros. "It's a little disturbing that they have not been here. Is it something we did?", asks Carole Cook, a grandmother of two. That was the question many of the citizens of Big City have been asking for some time. The location of Rakeman and Hoeboy has been a mystery that has gone unsolved until now. Yesterday, a photographer for the BBC World News spotted Rakeman and Hoeboy in the mountains of Yanshuo in China. "I could not believe it. I was taking photos of the mountain range and the ancient temple when I saw them.", he said. They quickly ran after I took the photo. I questioned the monks inside about Rakeman and Hoeboy but they were unable to give me any answers to my questions. |
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5 Comments:
THANK GOD!!! i thought they were dead! or worse, trapped under a bookcase!
looks like they were just finding themselves psiritually. did they see richard gere up there?
err spiritually even
HAHHAhi just now noticed that long duck dong took this picture
Yes good observation and Mike Baker (the little brother of Sam) wrote the article!
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