FASHION WORLD ON CRIMSON ALERT!






PHOTO CREDIT:
Steph Lehman
/STEPHLEHMAN.COM

STORY BY:
By:Julia Reed
/VOGUE

NEW YORK CITY - Yesterday a LensCrafters in the Big City Mall was robbed. Police suspect the crime boss that goes by the name of "Windows" [see picture above]. She, along with her sidekick Barkley, have made plans to send this year's Fashion Week into chaos. Big City's police force has warned all of the fashion designers that are presenting in this year's show.

In a shocking move, Gwen Stefani has approached the Big City Police Department to contact Rakeman with the hopes that he would help her. "This is the first time that anyone has ever asked for us to contact him", says the chief of police, "and we had to make some big decisions". Mark Giglop, the agent for Gwen Stefani, said at a recent press conference, "My client has expressed a huge concern over the threat made by Windows.

This move caused a large outcry from the city. "Just because she's got money, she gets to call Rakeman?" said Jean Levine, a resident of the city's southside. "My house was robbed last night and I called the police before it happened, I had this feeling that it was going to happen, so I called the police. They just sent a patrol car over and he didn't even stop. Why couldn't they send Rakeman?".

Giglop responded, "Gwen wants to ensure that her first fashion show goes off without a hitch, that is why she has asked him to watch over the show. There was no money involved. She just wanted to ask. It was important to her".

The police department contacted Rakeman and he agreed to watch over the show. Though usually silent, Rakeman had only one thing to say about his first appearance out of Big City. "Windows is a danger to everyone, not just the people of Big City. She is a menace and I am going to stop her." At press time, Fashion Week is drawing to a close and Windows has not made an appearance. Critics made a claim that Rakeman could have been better served back home in Big City.

Was it in fact Rakeman and Hoeboy's presence on the runway that kept Windows at bay? The jury is still out.

6 Comments:

Blogger Brian said...

Be sure to click on the pictures to see Steph's wonderful work!!! Thanks babe! Great Job! Sooo damn funny.

Don't forget, anyone else who wants to submit a picture please feel free. If you want to submit a story with the picture, you can do so as well.

2:30 PM  
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3:23 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

LOL!!!!
That shit is bananas!

12:28 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hahahah trav took the words right out of my mouth! UH HUH thats my shit!

9:26 PM  
Blogger Captain Big Wang said...

Long live Rakeman, and hoeboy

1:52 PM  

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