Rakeman speaks to students on first day of school.
Barbara Balzac/ASSOCIATED PRESS

By:Joanne Glaberston
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

JOHN WAYNE GACEY HIGH SCHOOL- Today, the children of Big City returned to school. Many of the students got an opportunity to meet our city's hero Rakeman. He was starting to make appearances in town to soften his image. "Rakeman wanted to speak to the children in hopes that his message could be spread to the parents.", said Linda Detwhiler, 9th grade teacher at John Wayne Gacey High School. Rakeman had been under the magnifying glass in recent weeks since he first made his appearance in our city. Many people claim that Rakeman is not a savior but a sinner. He has been blamed for many of the problems in town, yet no evidence has been found to support the claims. By making these visits, along with the press conference last week, Rakeman hopes to gain the support and belief of the people of our town. "The students seemed impressed by Rakeman and his Rake of Justice. They enjoyed hearing about Rakeman's method of catching criminals.", Detwhiler said. One student's parent showed support by donning one of the Rakeman masks available in the Jr. Rakeman Fan Club on our website.

6 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

AHAHAHAHHAH! i would NEVER send my kids to that school!

6:10 PM  
Blogger steph said...

you know what i love? how this shit never ever gets old.

10:04 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

AGREED!

9:01 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

the rakeman club needs more members!

9:01 AM  
Blogger Brian said...

I agree, I am currently working on a welcome kit that includes a special decoder ala Little Orphan Annie from the old raido shows. Its tres cool. Meanwhile, anyone who wants to make a random rakeman/hoeboy image in a random scene and/or story, I will be glad to post it. I am glad you enjoy it.

11:22 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hahahah sounds good B. i will have to get on the horn and find some rakeman/hoeboy news

9:22 AM  

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