Rakeman protects residents
PETER GIBBONS/ASSOCIATED PRESS

By:Danny Tanner
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LITTLEBURG-Just outside the border of Big City, a freak accident occurred. A power line snapped in two and almost hit a speeding car. Just as the pole came crashing to the earth, it was stopped by the powerful rake of our city's new savior. "Rakeman just appeared out of nowhere and held that power line up with his rake.", said Jackson Wyoming, an area laborer who was cutting the grass on the side of the road at the time. "I heard this loud crash like thunder and lightning and then the pole started to fall. Rakeman saved that car over there." A group of residents known as `The Leaf Blowers', have been speaking out about Rakeman and Hoeboy. "I know that Rakeman was behind this [pole breaking], he just so happened to be there when it happened. If you ask me, that's impossible.", said Victor Jolson, the spokesman for the group. Rakeman and Hoeboy could not be reached for comment.

4 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

HAVE MERCY!

3:45 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

Have mercy. Very good observation. Ding Ding. We have a winner.

8:02 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

HAHAHAHAH i'd like to hear more about the leaf blowers controversy

9:49 PM  
Blogger steph said...

ahahahahahah i dunno if you do, it's pretty dirty...

3:04 PM  

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