Rakeman reveals his plan to the world
Sal Shugrass/ASSOCIATED PRESS

By:Jack Trougson
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

BLEEDING HEART MILITARY BASE - In a sudden press conference held on the training grounds of Bleeding Heart military base, the local police and commissioners told the world about a new ally in their war on crime. His name, Rakeman and he has a sidekick named Hoeboy. The two have been seen recently around town and have raised many questions about who they are and what they want. "These two fine symbols of integrity are currently and will always look for ways to keep our cities safe.", Commissioner Joe Flobson said today to reporters. He went on to say that the city has been provided a signal to send to the duo alerting them to our cities need for assistance. "It will shine bright in the sky, a clear message to any wrong doers who think about entering our city."

3 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

HEHAHEH! god i feel sooooo much safer now.

10:59 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

The world is safe when Rakeman and Hoeboy are near.

11:10 PM  
Blogger steph said...

rakeman and hoeboy, you're the wind beneath my freakin' wings!

1:05 PM  

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