Rakeman catches "The Advocator"
Lily Tomlin|ASSOCIATED PRESS

By:Violet Newstead
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
THE CAPITAL BUILDING- Today in what has been described as a stunning display, Rakeman has brought the man calling himself "The Advocator" to justice. A man that has instilled fear and dread to the general public, "The Advocator" has been in the center of a large scale ring of crime. "He has been responsible for harassing many of our cities leaders. He has kidapped Councilman Huberts son Michael. He is just a bad guy in ever sense of the phrase.", says Franklin M. Hart Jr., the police detective handling the case. Many citizens of our town have questioned why it has taken so long to catch this criminal. "It has just been a shot in the dark on where we can find him. We would go in [to a suspected hideout] and he wouldn't be there. The place had been deserted". Earlier today, the police got a surprise on their doorstep. "Rakeman brought him (The Advocator) to us, he was practically gift wrapped", says Hart. When questioned about how he caught The Advocator, Rakeman said he had been in the "right place at the right time", which is something that our police force has obviously not been able to accomplish.

9 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

he looks like a pervert!!! way to get hinm off the street rakeman!

10:34 PM  
Blogger steph said...

i guess the movie thing hasn't been workin' out so well for lily, right? this is her gig to fall back on?

12:00 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

It was her 61st BD, so I had to give her some cred. What is the significance of Violet Newstead and Franklin M. Hart Jr. ?

12:14 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

DAMN! I love the references in ur posts on here to characters, people,etc!
cracks me up!

9:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

working 9 to 5!!

10:06 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

What can I say I aim to please! Good Job Jen.

Violet Newstead was Lily's character name and Franklin M. Hart Jr. was her boss.

11:49 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

what is rakeman up to these days?

1:01 PM  
Blogger steph said...

i think he was spotted at fashion week...

6:44 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

More to come. More to come.

10:26 PM  

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